By KB, TTN - A mighty roar permeates the jungle air. There is quaking in the little huts as the villagers recognize the victory roar of Mufasa. Sounding his barbaric yawp across the leafy foliage of the tropic jungle. Little children cling to their mothers and fathers nervously check the location of their spears. The question on their minds - can anyone stop the forward press of MG's climb in the Fantasy standings? Time will tell. Yes, indeed, time will tell.BW and MG now share the lead as we near the halfway point in this nonsense. The next match played will be the halfway point. And then things get serious. Out of the next 33 matches, 24 of them will eliminate someone from championship contention. Things could get jiggy.
Other than MG there are others making significant climbs. KS (now 5th), AJ (10th), OC (12th), TB (12th) and RG (16th) have all grabbed hold of their bootstraps and are rising amongst their coworkers.
Yes, there's still a pack. It now numbers 10 players in a 12-pt spread. Hmm...
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Hey KB, Check your algorithms man, it seems your standings are once again askew. By my calculations, your missing an entire KN win for everyone, which once again would vault me to the top.
ReplyDeleteI expect a FULL Retraction of this false, misleading, and biased version of the article listed above, and potential ramifications for the Tower Tennis Fantasy Commissioner who has let this mistake just SLIDE by now for 3 days.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the TTBI (tower tennis bureau of investigation) should be formed again to see if proper scoring has been kept. It seems as though David Stern took a break from rigging the NBA draft to "adjust" the books for fantasy. I wonder how it always seems like Simba is in the lead/about to take the lead with Mr. Belling's scoring system. If I'm not mistaken Mrs. Gish is Keith's ONLY and I repeat ONLY developmental. Do they have a deal going on behind closed doors? I know Gish has a thing for back doors but never thought Mr. Belling would partake. I think two time defending champion SV should use his fair and balanced decsion making to look into this matter further.
ReplyDeleteTo the Channel 4 news van!!!!!!
No need for a lot of hoopla. I'll just step aside.
ReplyDeleteKeith, I support and appreciate your contributions to TowerTennis! Please keep in mind that TowerTennis is a parody of a real tournament... and the playful criticism is just for fun! By serving as umpire, fantasy manager, and performing the national anthem, your contributions are second only to myself!
ReplyDeleteKeith, as the "concerned citizen" I was just trying to have fun. Please continue doing the great job you have been the entire tournament! Your articles and great and your continuous updates on fantasy are second to none. Don't let one individual......cough cough...Broadway, lead you to believe anything otherwise. You see, if I was Kevin and had a crazy obsession with squirrels and a losing football team (dirtbag dallas cowboys) I'd be going after everyone else as much as possible also. KABOOM!
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
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